Itv 1 (uk) 2012-02-04

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18:00
ITV News and Weather[SUB]
News/Weather

18:15
New You've Been Framed - Top 100 Kids![SUB]
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage devoted to youngsters, including messy eaters, troublesome teens and sibling rivaries
General Show/Game Show

19:15
Harry Hill's TV Burp[SUB]
Series 13. Episode 1/8
New series. The funnyman returns for the final series of the comedy small-screen review, promising the usual soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, humorous fights and the odd song or two as he casts his TV net wide for more unmissable Burp moments
Comedy

19:45
Take Me Out[SUB HD]
Series 3. Episode 5/14
A charity campaigner from London, a semi-professional footballer from Belfast, a musician and a Weston-super-Mare model enter the `love lift' in the hope of impressing 30 single women - but first they must get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval. Last week's couples go on their dates to discover whether they are a match made in heaven or hell. Paddy McGuinness presents
Game Show/Quiz

21:00
The Jonathan Ross Show[SUB HD]
Series 2. Episode 5/12
The host chats to former England football captain David Beckham, who recently signed a new two-year deal to continue playing for LA Galaxy, and also expressed a desire to lead Team GB at the 2012 London Olympics. Also dropping by are stand-up comedian Kevin Bridges and singer Jessie J, who also performs ahead of her appearance at the Brit Awards, where she is in the running for three gongs
Talk Show

22:00
The Talent Show Story[SUB]
Series 1. Episode 5/5
Amanda Holden, Piers Morgan, Pete Waterman, Dannii Minogue and The X Factor's Gary Barlow, Tulisa Contostavlos and Louis Walsh talk about life on the judging panel. Plus, how Pop Idol brought Simon Cowell to Saturday night TV, and the success of Britain's Got Talent's dance acts such as Diversity. Narrated by Victoria Wood. Last in the series
Documentary/General Show/Game Show

23:00
ITV News and Weather[SUB]
News/Weather

23:15
Music and Lyrics[SUB AD HD]
A washed-up pop idol is given the chance to write a song for a teenage star - but despite his musical talents, he has never written a lyric in his life. However, the discovery that the woman who looks after his plants has a way with words marks the start of a beautiful relationship. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Brad Garret and Kristen Johnston
Film/Comedy

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Channel4 (UK) 2012-02-04

18:35
Channel 4 News[SUB]
Including sport and weatherNational News/General Sports/Weather

19:05
4thought.tv[SUB HD]
Charity worker Inderjit Singh Bhogal explains the Sikh tradition of Seva, which involves the voluntary act of giving. He maintains that altruism has a positive, healing effect on the brain, one that is beneficial to both the giver and the receiver
General Arts/Culture

19:10
My Super Ex-girlfriend[SUB AD HD]
Ordinary New Yorker Matt starts dating a woman he meets on the subway, unaware she is the superhero G-Girl. When he breaks up with the insecure crimefighter, she is outraged and uses her superpowers to make his life a misery. Meanwhile, her arch-enemy sees Matt as a potential ally in defeating G-Girl once and for all. Fantasy comedy, starring Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson and Eddie Izzard
Film/Comedy/Fantasy

21:00
The Million Pound Drop Live[SUB]
Series 7. Episode 8/10
Davina McCall presents the quiz show in which contestants can win £1million. They are challenged to place large quantities of the cash over trapdoors and face a series of questions, the wrong answers to which will lose them money every time they slip up
Game Show/Quiz

22:30
The Full Monty[SUB AD HD]
Six unemployed Sheffield steelworkers struggling to make ends meet decide to become strippers for one night only in a bid to raise extra money. However, with no dancing experience and far from perfect physiques, the men rely on the unique selling point of complete nudity to impress the punters. Comedy, starring Robert Carlyle, Mark Addy, Tom Wilkinson, Hugo Speer and Paul Barber
Film/Comedy

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Sky One (UK) 2012-02-04

18:00
Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew[SUB HD REP]
Series 1. Episode 1/6
The Diversity troupe leader and choreographer travels across Britain to coach the nation's unlikeliest dancers, beginning with a group of darts players from Stockport, Greater Manchester. After a period of intense training, the men are challenged to put their skills to good use for a performance at a big darts tournament
Challenge/Reality Show

19:00
Gadget Geeks[SUB HD REP]
Series 1. Episode 3/12
Emma Barnett, Rory Reid and Ian Morris present a fashion store manager with a machine that vends T-shirts, and help a farmer get rich off his land with a robotic treasure-finder. Plus, the geeks assist a golfing prodigy in his hunt for the best slow-motion camera
Technology

20:00
The Simpsons[SUB REP]
Series 9. Episode 25/25: Margie May I Sleep with Danger ?
Homer and Marge try to breathe new life into their relationship by canoodling in public places, while Bart and Lisa use Grampa's metal detector to hunt for hidden treasure
Animated Movie/Drama/Sitcom

20:30
The Simpsons[SUB REP]
Series 9. Episode 10/25: Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Bart accidentally destroys the family's Christmas presents and evades blame by claiming they were stolen by a burglar, prompting the Springfield residents to open their hearts and wallets in an overwhelming show of charity. With the guest voice of American TV presenter Alex Trebek
Animated Movie/Drama/Sitcom

21:00
Rules of Engagement[HD]
An embittered lawyer reluctantly defends a former Vietnam comrade-in-arms who has been court-martialled for opening fire on innocent civilians during a siege on the US embassy in Yemen. Courtroom drama, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L Jackson, Guy Pearce, Ben Kingsley, Philip Baker Hall, Anne Archer and Bruce Greenwood
Film/General Movie/Drama

23:25
Cop Squad[SUB HD REP]
Series 6. Episode 3/10
Documentary following the work of Cambridgeshire police officers as they tackle crime in a county renowned for its university, tourism and picture-postcard appearance
Documentary

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Channel 5 (UK) 2012-02-04

19:25
5 News Weekend[SUB]
Round-up of the day's headlines from around the worldNews

19:35
NCIS[SUB AD REP]
Series 6. Episode 9/25: Dagger
Having identified the mole in their ranks, the detectives arrest the traitor's contact Ted Bankston, a former NSA agent working for a kidnapper codenamed the Weatherman - who is making millions on the stock markets out of stolen military data. Drama, guest starring David Eigenberg (*** and the City), with Mark Harmon, David McCallum and Cote de Pablo
Detective/Thriller

20:30
NCIS[SUB AD REP]
Series 6. Episode 10/25: Road Kill
A petty officer is killed in what initially seems to be a road-rage incident - until investigations reveal evidence of foul play. Digging deeper, the team finds the dead man belonged to an underground fight club, and sets about discovering whether his involvement was a factor in the case. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon and Michael Weatherly
Detective/Thriller

21:30
CSI: NY[SUB AD HD]
Series 8. Episode 2/22: Keep It Real
Mac and the team investigate the murder of a college student, focusing their inquiry on his best friend, who has been printing counterfeit money - but evidence suggests another party may have been involved. Meanwhile, Jo feels anxious about meeting her son's new room-mate and Danny deals with additional strain on his marriage
Detective/Thriller

22:30
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit[SUB HD]
Series 10. Episode 2/22: Confession
A teenage boy visits the precinct and confesses he has become ***ually attracted to his much younger stepbrother, but Stabler and Benson are unable to act because no crime has been committed. However, his subsequent disappearance forces them to take urgent steps to catch him before he succumbs to the temptation to offend. Starring Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay
Detective/Thriller

23:30
Forensic Files[SUB REP]
Series 1. Episode 3/10: Shoot to Thrill
A man discovers his father has been shot dead in their Minnesota home. Freshly fallen snow reveals an unidentified set of shoe prints, which seem to belong to the killer, but police investigators soon uncover a web of deception, greed and murder-for-hire
Documentary